December 1st, 2013

Yuri Panchul 1994

Как американский гражданин я только что внес петицию, чтобы Украину приняли в США

Как американский гражданин я только что внес петицию, чтобы Украину приняли штатом в Соединенные Штаты Америки:

http://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ask-congress-admit-ukraine-us-constituent-state-united-states-america/wc56y2P0

petition

Вы за включение Украины штатом в Соединенные Штаты Америки?

Да, я только что подписался на сайте Белого Дома!
12(25.5%)
Против!
4(8.5%)
Только если и Россию включить штатом в Соединенные Штаты Америки!
14(29.8%)
А как же Европа?
10(21.3%)
Из-за бугра плюете?
7(14.9%)
Yuri Panchul 1994

Let's protect Ukrainians from cunning Europeans who offer them bad deal

Как американский гражданин я внес петицию, чтобы Украину приняли штатом в Соединенные Штаты Америки:


Сделал пост в talk_politics:


Originally posted by panchul at Let's protect Ukrainians from cunning Europeans who offer them bad deal
During the Communism people of the Soviet Union were told by the Communist press that everything in the West is bad. However some Soviet people were allowed to visit West and when they came back, they smuggled into USSR some Sears and Macy's catalogs with a selection of stuff, unimaginable for a Soviet citizen. Soviet people were so shocked by these catalogs that they decided to commute suicide and dissolve their country into pieces.

One of the modern consequences of those Sears catalogs in the past is the current situation in Ukraine. A large fraction of Ukrainian people assume that any offer they can get from European Union is good by definition, because Europeans are Good People. However we all know that used car salesmen do exist even in the West.

I think that the deal Europeans offered to Ukrainians has a questionable value. As a Ukrainian American I propose to protect Ukrainians from Europeans and just annex their territory to the United States. I filed the following petition yesterday:

http://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ask-congress-admit-ukraine-us-constituent-state-united-states-america/wc56y2P0

petition


Would you like Ukraine to become a part of the United States

Yes, as a State like California or Texes
8(17.8%)
Yes, as a territory like Puerto Rico
8(17.8%)
Yes, because Ukrainian women are gorgeous
14(31.1%)
Yes, together with Russia, Belarus and Kazakhstan as the other new States of the good old US of A
7(15.6%)
No, because I am European
8(17.8%)